The next time you find yourself contemplating which weapon would be the best choice to protect your home/family, why not consider a two – handed great sword? Sure, I mean, a gun is great and all, but what other weapon allows you to shave pigs into bacon, slice nautical grade ropes, and cut through skulls? Nope, not a gun! Only a great sword will afford you that power.

If I haven’t sold you on picking one of these monstrosities up for your home, then perhaps the portly spokesman for Cold Steel can sway your decision with this informative and visually stunning video. Especially convincing is the cowboy boot part…just watch for it! This video earns 12 points on a 10 point ludicrous scale. Seriously, who in the hell are these guys. Laughable.

WATCH IN FULL SCREEN RESOLUTION…It’s sooooo much better

See ya next time.

WILOTW Resident Blade
@PrestonTaylor

I WANT ONE
I NEED ONE
I BET BRAVEHEART WOULD LOVE IT
IT’S WHAT I LIKE ON THE WEB